"I got a rock"

Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years, rocking my peers and puttin suckas in fear. Rain down like a... ummm... monsoon, listen as the bass goes boom... uhhh... I explode, and my nine is easy to load... momma said knock you out. Bitch.

Ah, crap, that's all I can remember. Anyway, I'm back, and my biceps are HUGE, just like LL's.

So much to talk about... where to begin? Let's start with the quick and decisive demise of Summer in the city. Fall is here. It's official, and I couldn't be more pleased. If there were a brawl of the seasons, Fall would undoubtedly beat all of the other season's asses. Fall would take them all on at once, and leave them bloodied, battered, and crying for their mommas (said knock you out). The reasons for Fall's utter domination over the other seasons are many. Here are but a few of those reasons:

1. Halloween and razor-blade-laced apples. This is the only holiday worth celebrating, as far as I'm concerned (other than boxing day, of course). What ever happened to this guy?
   
2. Haunted Houses. Although, they seemed a helluva lot better when I was younger and they were less... regulated? I have to go this year, I missed the last few years and I vowed to make up for that mistake this year.
   
3. The Red Wings begin their run for another Cup. Wait... I just remembered that I don't have TV. Crap.
   
4. The air just smells better in the Fall.
   
5. Oktoberfest.
6. Naps are better in the Fall.
   
7. Cider mills.
8. Pumpkin carving... and then blowing them up two weeks later.
9. My GD birthday. You have exactly 7 days to prepare. Just don't make me eat cake. I hate cake.
10. And of course, you cannot have Fall without...

Care to add anything to the list?