Partying makes you smarter

I believe that one's intelligence is measured not by the amount of knowledge one has acquired, but instead it is measured by the eagerness and openness with which they seek out new understanding.

(What did he say? Oh, wait, he's just talking out of his arse again. Ok.)

Someone in the know took me to Bert's Warehouse (wow does their website suck) on Saturday night. How did I not know about this place before?! Oh, wait, I know why, because I'm a big fat looser who lives across the street from Sam's Club in the 'burbs. Oops. My bad, dog.

When you put all of the following items together in one huge-ass warehouse, and keep them together for 7hrs, you get a near-coma-inducing good time; laser lights, smoke machines, REALLY big speakers, hot techno, hipsters, stoners, preppies, gangstas, guys in suits, moms in turtle-necks, cheap party girls, jagass guys who like cheap party girls, Blacks, Whites, Asians, Arabs, the Lollipop Gang, your uncle Louie, alcohol, and drugs you've never heard of.

An experience like that can be nothing but enlightening. So, yeah, getting drunk and dancing to deafening techno in a giant, smokey warehouse at 4am is actually the path to true understanding and infinite intelligence.

What makes you smarter??