The elections are over. And thank Jeebus because inProgress was growing weary of the political banter to which there never seems to be a right (or wrong) answer that we all can agree on. It's a good thing, too, because now we have something much more important to turn our attention to. Holiday greed!
It began, LITERALLY, at 12:01am on November first. One, single day after Halloween. I saw it, and heard it, with my own eyes. Want proof? Just click here. Be SURE to click the "Listen Live" link, for the full effect.
Soon, our country will be transformed into one, giant, tinsel-covered Bronner's store. Santa Clause will win the presidency in a landslide. The House will be filled with elves, and the Senate with talking reindeer. The Abominable Snowman will seek to enrich uranium, and Yukon Cornelius will invade the wrong country in search of gold.
Fa la la la la, la la freakin la.
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there's a station here that plays Christmas songs 24/7 too, though not sure if they started yet. I king of like it, but I probably won't tune in until after Thanksgiving.
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